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Unread Posted: 10-10-2009, 08:55 PM   #6
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Date at Club: 10/09/2009 Dancer's Looks: 7-8 Song Length: 1-3 min.
Overall Rating: Rated: 8 stars by nohthing Dancer's Personallity: 5-6 Club Quality: Great
Mileage: Light Contact
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The name of this club is now Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club of Silicon Valley. You might think that it is now owned by the Cheetahs franchise. But, you would be wrong. What is different here: Some new decor. A new name. What is the same: Everything else. Same owners, same management. Same dancers for the most part. Same club, same prices, same no bar, same nude dances. Same crowd. Same mood. Same hustle. Seems like a lot of people like myself have come back to the club to check out the changes and has made the club busier than usual. If so, it is a brilliant move. At least until the Cheetahs brand owners find out and hit them with a lawsuit. There are lots of hot dancers at this club and some average looking ones. Even the worst hustles though were polite enough so I did not mind in the least. Some of my favorite dancers are awesome and keep me coming back. That and it is super close. If you are in the area, it is worth a trip. If not, you probably won't even read this so never mind.
 

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Unread Posted: 05-12-2009, 11:36 AM   #5
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Date at Club: No Comment Dancer's Looks: No Comment Song Length: No Comment
Overall Rating: Not rated by Deogol Dancer's Personallity: No Comment Club Quality: No Comment
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Word is this will become a Cheetah's franchise.
 
Unread Posted: 12-10-2008, 01:43 AM   #4
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Date at Club: 03/17/2007 Dancer's Looks: 7-8 Song Length: 1-3 min.
Overall Rating: Rated: 7 stars by nohthing Dancer's Personallity: 7-8 Club Quality: Average
Mileage: Air Dances
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Kit Kat is an interesting place. I don't know what it is exactly but it seems like a David Lynch movie. I keep waiting to see some severed ear on the floor. But honestly, many of the girls are very good looking. The worst of them are not too bad. Everyone huddles around the stage like its a enormous poker table. Seems like the main gig is dancing on stage. Everyone puts their money on the thin brass rail and the girl takes your money. She may or not even get around to taking your money before the song is over. Often the dancer will ask you if you want a private dance while or after she takes your money. So its a little bit of hustle, but only if you initiate by tipping. Not a bad compromise. There is no alcohol here. There is no touching here. My guess is this is so they can exist as a fully nude club. Seems like wherever I go, its one or the other but not both. It is what it is. Plenty of working class people at this place. But everyone seems well behaved, maybe the lack of booze keeps everyone in line. Seems like it also keeps everyone away from the private dances. Sadly there are no table dances at this place. The private dances vary in price from girl to girl but it looks like the house takes 10 and the girl charges whatever she thinks she can get on top of that which is anywhere from 10 to 20 extra. Its by the song, but they put your money in the meter and they dance until the meter runs out regardless of where the song playing is. I have no idea how long that is but it seems to speed by. Some of the girls are amazing looking, others pretty fake and weak. Cheap blond wigs, implants and balck lights make for a very scary combo on a couple of these girls. In general though most of the girls are nice looking and not scary. I will probably go again soon.
 

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Unread Posted: 10-31-2006, 01:58 PM   #3
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Date at Club: 10/31/2006 Dancer's Looks: 9-10 Song Length: 1-3 min.
Overall Rating: Rated: 9 stars by Sophia_DeVega Dancer's Personallity: 7-8 Club Quality: Top Notch
Mileage: Air Dances
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I would give the Kit Kat Club an 8/10 rating. This club is definitely and older gent's club (Or for any guys that are into expensive, upscale environments). It is pricey and definitely not aimed at the groups of frat house boys and thugs in sagging pants. The interior is dimly lit and consists of two stages, couch/booth tables, seats circling the stage for the tip rows and two poles on each stage. The carpeting, walls, quality of the furniture, etc. is kept with very high maitenance, so it does not appear cheap or raunchy at all. It is medium sized, not horridly small but not super big either. This club maintains its upscale environment in that there is absolutely no swearing or vulgarity from customers, dancers or in the lyrics of the music played. This place is really picky about who they hire, so almost all of the girls are very thin and beautiful. Dance's are strictly no touch and not in very close proximity. They start at $30, yet some girls charge up to $60. As for the stage shows, they are two songs long and most of the girls are veteran strippers but less than novice pole dancers (by that I mean advanced gymnastic pole style). As for the bar, they serve a multitude of non-alcoholic beverages. The cover is $20
 

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Unread Posted: 09-30-2005, 06:34 PM   #2
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Date at Club: No Comment Dancer's Looks: 9-10 Song Length: No Comment
Overall Rating: Rated: 1 stars by bayareapundit Dancer's Personallity: 9-10 Club Quality: Average
Mileage: Air Dances
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Outright gorgeous ladies. Well most of them. Very very attractive. But then some flash the smile at you and some don't, more looking like they want do be done with it. Lap dances are a sham. For a girl it may be good. For a customer NO! Lap dances from 2 feet away with a bouncer watching from the side. What the fuck?? Why would I want such a dance again? I've been there a couple of times over the last 5 years, and a couple means exactly two. I used to drive past it every single evening when I would go for dinner over the whole of last one and a half years, sometimes had a glimpse of girls walking in, standing around for their shift, smoking, etc but never went inside. Didn't want to. Leaves me more frustrating than I am when I walk in. Beautiful girls, but for me, no good. I love the SF clubs :-D $20 cover charge, about $30 for a lap dance which I would never take a second one of and would be highly surprised if one EVER did. No reason to repeat.
 
Unread Posted: 05-14-2005, 09:09 AM   #1
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Date at Club: No Comment Dancer's Looks: 7-8 Song Length: No Comment
Overall Rating: Rated: 6 stars by devotee Dancer's Personallity: 5-6 Club Quality: Average
Mileage: Air Dances
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I don't know whether it is the lack of alcohol or what, but the atmosphere of this place seemed less than inviting. The main stage area was packed with working class types, but the second stage had maybe 2 people gathering around the sporadic dances there. The songs seemed a bit too short for private dances, and having to put money for such into machines rather than a girl's hand was distracting. The dancers were generally fairly attractive, with a couple jaw-droppers, and there were plenty of them to go around. Unfortunately, those two were all business and mechanical by the time I got there, which was admittedly towards the end of the night. I saw no dance which was truly skilled, though it looked like everyone was a veteran. All in all it was a lackluster and expensive experience...probably worth trying again earlier on in the evening.
 
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