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Unread Posted: 06-05-2011, 05:35 PM   #3
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Date at Club: No Comment Dancer's Looks: 7-8 Song Length: 3-5 min.
Overall Rating: Rated: 9 stars by Soth Dancer's Personallity: 7-8 Club Quality: Great
Mileage: No Comment
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The two for $25 dances are nice. Greatest concentration of stunning girls in the Dayton/Cinci area I've seen. Friday/Saturday there were at least 30 girls to about 100 customers. The downside for chatty customers was that the girls are so busy there isn't much chance for conversation. I'll have to agree with others here that the VIP half-hours are financially a bad deal (for the customer). If it was a quantity discount, they might sell more of them. I'll start with the beginning. I noticed a security car patrolling the parking lot. Inside, they make you empty your pockets and pass a metal detector. The main room has a long stage surrounded by upholstered chairs and small tables. The stage is raised higher than I find normal which it makes it necessary to stand to interact with the dancers. Due to law enforcement, girls can't be topless on stage. Strangely, smoking is allowed on the raised area up against the wall even though that's not legal. The smoke kind of made me ill, but I'm not issuing a complaint because I enjoyed the club so much. Still, it's a pretty poor implementation of a smoking area. My wife might veto us attending together because she recently quit smoking, and the smell makes her ill now. The men's restroom in this area has stalls with either no locks or no doors. That needs fixing! Don't want any intimate encounters there. Otherwise, it was at least much better than a gas station restroom. There's a smaller stage that dancers take a sky-walk to reach. The VIP room is in the back. The other room is where there are pool tables, a boxing game, some type of lounge, and a mechanical bull. It's also where the private dance area is as well as a counter that serves free food. I had a sandwich. I survived. There's another bathroom on this side, but I can't review it. Sometimes, they do a walk through of the private dance area. I'm pretty sure anyone attempting serious extras could likely be mutilated by the large bouncers. I had dances from four girls. Three of them got multiples from me. They had great personalities and were otherwise very friendly in the dances :) YMMV with the girls here. I was offered no "prostitution" services nor did I ask for (or want) any. Some of the waitresses also work part time as dancers. Word of advice, girls seem to set their own hours. There was an influx of new girls around 9 or 10 pm. Place is open until 4 am. on Friday/Saturday. Here's the physical lowdown on the girls present during my visit. There were many blondes, some brunettes, and one redhead. Very few flat chests. Lots of fake tits, but there were a few girls with large naturals and several with medium naturals. There were just a few petite girls. Most of the girls looked to be in their 20s, one looked 18, and one looked 50. There was a handful of African-American girls. There was one who might have been partially Asian. I saw two or three BBWs, but most of them left when the evening got later. 75% were attractive to me. However, I reserved most of my cash for the girls with whom I was able to have some good banter. Due to how busy the club was during this weekend visit, no girl sat to chat with me. About every 15 minutes, the DJ announces 2-for-1 specials, and the girls go hit up all the customers for dances. Apparently, the girls that don't get dances have to go up on stage. So, it seems that it's run like a dance mill version of a puppy mill. More than likely, each of the less popular girls will end up asking you for a dance about four times throughout the night. I did notice there were more female customers here than I've seen at other clubs. Then again, this club had more customers overall than any other club I've visited. Despite the negatives, I'm definitely going back. This place has the best selection of friendly beauties I've seen. The only trouble is actually finding them and getting their attention. Another patron I was talking with was complaining about spending the whole night trying to get a hold of a particular girl who he said looked like Tyra Banks though I didn't see the resemblance. He eventually found her. I may try to go on a weekday in hopes they are less busy.
 
Unread Posted: 12-17-2010, 12:35 AM   #2
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Last time I was at this club was around September 2010. $5 cover, $4 drink, and they had a complimentary kitchen serving cheese burgers. Not much privacy with the lap dances but the DJ does run frequent 2 for $25 specials on them. Also dancers were allowed to do these specials anytime they wanted. The DJ played full length songs so I did not feel rushed. Cheeks now stays open until 4am on friday/saturday (hours: 4pm-4am) They also removed some of their pool tables and installed a mechanical bull riding area but I did not see anyone using it.
 
Unread Posted: 07-09-2005, 01:02 PM   #1
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Date at Club: 06/13/2005 Dancer's Looks: 9-10 Song Length: 1-3 min.
Overall Rating: Rated: 9 stars by FBR Dancer's Personallity: 7-8 Club Quality: Great
Mileage: Light Contact
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My fave moved here from the Living Room so obviously I've had reason to visit at Cheeks recently. It's a very spacious and clean club. It's so spacious, in fact, that it often seems less busy than it really is. I enjoy the open floorplan, personally. I hate having a table parked right up against mine...that's annoying. The bar is full service and they offer food as well (hamburgers, chicken sandwiches etc). I don't go to a strip club to eat but I hear the food is good. The clientel typically seems to be the golf shirt/khaki pants crowd (me included), at least during the earlier part of the shifts...say 4 to 8 or so. The late shift draws more younger guys, particularly on Friday and Saturday nights. Since they serve alcohol, 21 is the minimum age for admittance. I've seen them check ID at the door so underage patrons would likely be kicked to the curb unless they have a damn good fake ID. I haven't quite figured out the onstage routines. Sometimes, there's one dancer up, sometimes two. Sometimes the ladies dance to one song, sometimes two. I'm sure there's a method to their madness, but I haven't figured it out yet. The stage itself is very large so, truthfully, two dancers on stage doesn't make it crowded at all. The only thing I don't like about it is when my fave is working the back half of the stage, I have to walk a mile to tip her. Oh well, WTH, she's worth it LOL For you guys that love more "bang for your buck" (no pun intended), the DJ's do frequent two-for-ones. Some of the dancers dislike this policy but my fave has the opposite viewpoint. She sees it as a great sales tool and more often than not can get the customers to stay on the couch for at least another dance or two. I've noticed that a lot of the patrons wait for the two-for-ones before buying dances. This creates a situation where the ladies have to hustle to get dances during the regular time but are almost always booked up during two-for-ones. With that in mind, if you see a dancer you like and want to hit the couch area with, it's a good idea to go up to her on the stage right away so you can get your "order" in. If you wait around, it's likely she'll be spoken for on the next 2-fer and maybe beyond that if she can sell more dances or a VIP. Speaking of the VIP, I've never done one and, frankly, most likely won't. But the dancers love them so be prepared to be hit up. As I understand it, the club minimum price is $200 per half hour. The dancer keeps $150 and the club gets $50. You have the dancer's undivided attention for a half-hour and I'm sure most will dance that entire time if you want them to. Alternatively, if you want to just sit and shoot the bull that would work too. I guess its up to the customer to decide if the ROI works for him. Overall club LD mileage is light to medium. Raincoaters would be disappointed but I think the average strip club patron wouldn't be too dissatisfied. The gals are attractive so that helps...Ive only seen one dancer who made me think "What the hell is she doing dancing?" There is the usual percentage of enhancements to natural (about 75% fake, 25% real) so I don't think a customer would have a problem finding what suits him. Personality-wise, the attitudes are all over the place but I don't think that's much different than any club. Again, depending what you are looking for (a lot of guys would just as soon the dancer not say a word anyway), you should be able to find a lady to hang out with that meets your "standards". The club is a little wierd to get to. You have to go west off of I-75 at the Centerville-Miamisburg exit (SR725) which is just south of Dayton. You'll see Cheeks off to the right within a quarter mile or so. It sits down in a gully but you can't miss it. You have to go just past the building and turn right at the first small street you come to. Take that street til it dead ends and turn right again, heading back east. Just a stones throw from there you have to pull into their back parking lot. This is the customer entrance. The entrance fronting SR725 is for dancer parking and entry only. If you miss the small street mentioned above, just go to next light, turn right and then right again at the light. Or better yet, just print a map off of MapQuest. All in all, a nice club, definitely near the top as far as the Dayton area is concerned. Not super high mileage (which is not really available here anyway) but a nice atmosphere where you won't have to watch your back all the time. That, plus pretty women who want your business, puts it high on my list. FBR
 

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