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Unread Posted: 07-23-2005, 06:15 PM   #2
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Date at Club: No Comment Dancer's Looks: 7-8 Song Length: 1-3 min.
Overall Rating: Rated: 8 stars by Casual Observer Dancer's Personallity: 7-8 Club Quality: Great
Mileage: Medium Contact
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This is a great club with amazing girls from wall to wall. The ambience is probably best described as NYC-nightclub chaos with painfully attractive women--it's loud (sometimes too loud), crazy and definitely happening. Not a club I could visit every week like my home club, but certainly a nice change. There are simply no ugly or even average looking girls here; they're all amazing. I attended during a special event where between 4PM and 4AM 150 girls would be working the club. They're a little too heavy on the blondes, but that's my clear bias for brunettes showing. That said, there's plenty of beautiful girls and a few real stunners on their stages, including some girls that can really work a pole. Contact levels on the floor--either in chairs between stages or on the long lap dance couch--varies from dancer to dancer, but easily falls into the medium category. Lap dances are $20. According to dancers there and dependent on both dancer and customer, contact is totally across the spectrum in the VIP and Presidential suites, though they're expensive. The bar staff is efficient and attractive, and the food is actually very good (get the roast beef wraps--they're simply excellent and a great way to soak up vodka). Drinks are expensive, but everything in the club is, so that's in keeping with the theme. The DJ on staff during my visit was an obnoxious putz that talks way too much and puts himself on the main dance stage from time to time. The club could do without him quite easily, and apparently there are two or three DJs on rotation there. Valet parking is efficient and polite, and there's some bathroom staff as well for those in need of Listerine and gum (who are these people?). ATM is onsite, of course. Club patrons vary widely, from business men to casually dressed locals, though there was a preponderance of every bad bling-wearing NYC/NJ guido stereotype during my visit. The club website is an absolute abomination with virtually no useful information aside from the address, so don't expect much there. All in all, if you're in the area, it's a great club to visit.
 

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Unread Posted: 01-29-2005, 05:10 PM   #1
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Date at Club: 01/26/2005 Dancer's Looks: 7-8 Song Length: 3-5 min.
Overall Rating: Rated: 8 stars by Unregistered Dancer's Personallity: 7-8 Club Quality: Average
Mileage: Medium Contact
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The dancers are good looking with pretty positive attitudes. Lap dance in the general area has improved a little since they up the price to $20. Mileage upstairs varies, depending on the dancer. Sit at the bar and you're expected to give a dollar tip when they make their rounds. That can add up!!
 
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