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RE: Cruisin Chubbys Strip Club Review
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Review
| Date at Club: 10/23/2004 |
Dancer's Looks: 7-8 |
Song Length: 1-3 min. |
Overall Rating:  |
Dancer's Personallity: 5-6 |
Club Quality: Average |
| Mileage: Hard Contact |
Additional Information
I recently paid another visit to this club. There have been changes.
The biggest change is that they've opened up a new area on the second floor. It is on the small size (about a third what the first floor is) and has its own small bar, small one-wall-mirrored dancer area, and a couch area in the corner (no, not for couch dances but apparently because they couldn't think what else to put in that corner).
Another addition is just as you enter the club. Look directly up. On busy nights, you'll see a nude dancer dancing on a glass ceiling above you. :D You can send her a tip by way of pneumatic tube. I'm sure the dancers get some of their tips simply because guys like gadgets and want to send a bill by way of this tube system. Heck, everyone in my party and I did ... and I know most did just to use the tube system.
On busy nights, dancer rotation seems to be one set on the second floor and then two on the first (see my earlier review about those). I'm not sure how the glass ceiling dance works into that rotation.
As for the dancers themselves, their appearance has improved a bit. Not much, but some. Less beefy farm gals than my last visit. Unfortunately, there isn't much variety. Blondes rule here. There was only one gal that came close to having a goth look and only one minority. The minority was a friendly black dancer that could have lost a few pounds. She also didn't get any tips. Maybe it was due to her race, but I think it had more to do with the extra baggage she was carrying. Let's just say she could make it do waves. :rotfl: There were no Hispanic or Asian dancers. I asked the head bouncer if they had any on other nights and he said they didn't. They would like to and customers constantly inquire if they do (especially for Asian dancers), but none apply at the club so the club cannot get any.
As for the physical abuse of customers I mentioned in my last review, that's still going on. We quickly found this out when we sat up at the stage. What amazes me is that the management doesn't realize guys don't like getting their necks snapped. Normally at stripclubs, finding a chair at the stage is hard to do. Not at this club. Most of the chairs are vacant and when guys do sit there, they soon move away once they get their necks wrecked by a dancer. The group I was with came to the conclusion that the dancers there just hate guys and thus enjoy hurting them. Oh, and do NOT get a stage dance unless you or the one you're getting it from like to be physically beaten. No, I'm not kidding. One of our party got one and it was a very violent show. The next day he showed us the black-n-blue marks on his chest and back.
The parking lot problem has only gotten worse. Be real careful where you park your car when you go there. Bachelor parties show up in buses and my group watched a bus slowly wiggle itself out of the parking lot and barely miss hitting cars as it did. They really need to expand the parking lot behind the club and get it decently blacktopped.
Another improvement needs to be a new exterior to get rid of the farmhouse image of the club. It can have a house look, but just not a farmhouse look. Maybe redwood diagonal siding with dark forest green trimming would do the trick. Then again, an art deco look might be better.
Still another improvement is to get rid of the couch area on the second floor. It is just odd being there. As mentioned earlier, it isn't as if they give couch dances with it. The night I was there you could tell guys just looked at it as being an odd thing to have in a stripclub. It isn't as if guys need an area to relax and cool down. Probably a better use of the space would be to extend the small dancing area down along the north wall so it eats up the couch area.
Lastly, the dance area on the first floor is just not properly designed. The north area on the first floor is dead space. What I'd do is move the bar to the south half of the east wall (to the left of the entrance) and move the dance area along the entire west wall.
Anyway, the club is improving and you can tell that. They get a "A" for effort. :)
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