God/dess
Joined: Apr 2010
Location: NYC
Age: 52
Posts: 4570
Reviews: 10
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RE: Hillside Strip Club Review
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Review
| Date at Club: 02/06/2010 |
Dancer's Looks: 1-2 |
Song Length: No Comment |
Overall Rating:  |
Dancer's Personallity: 1-2 |
Club Quality: Horrible |
| Mileage: No Comment |
Additional Information
This place is bad in about every way that a club can be and I thought I would pass along this information to anyone who might be considering a visit.
Let me start by saying that I normally like seedy joints with women who are a little more down to earth, but this place is about the worst club I have ever visited, and I have been in some bad places in in my travels.
First, there must be a minimum 230 pound weight requirement to work here. No joke, every one of the girls was a fat pig. Not a little padding, but fat.
Second, the place is a depressing dump. Broken down in every way, seats torn and dirty, all of which is only highlighted by the painfully bare bright white bulb next to a small tv on a rail set to one side of the bar.
Finally there was the liquor. I don't know what they put in my glass, but it was not the Jack Daniels that I ordered. I drink Jack regularly and this was something else in a Jack bottle. There are some cities where watered liquor is common, but I have never had an outright switch out before.
I have never been this hard on a club, but never have I been to one so deserving. Don't waste your time or your money.
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